#1 MOST RUGGED
Big Rug
$6.90Two layers of hype, insider sauce, shredded liquidity and absolutely no exit.
I'm rugging it.
Open 24/7 · Never audited
RektDonalds
They're rugging it.
"Fresh rugs. Served daily."
Billions rekt.
2 FOR 1 RUGS
Buy one rug, get rugged twice.
FREE SLIPPAGE
On every order. Not optional.
INSIDER HOUR
Menu opens 6h before you hear about it.
The Menu
Everything is freshly rugged to order. No refunds, no audits.
Prices may dump while you read them
Quarter Pounder with Slippage
$4.20Same price when you order. Completely different price when you receive it.
Double Dump
$7.77One pump. Two dumps. Zero survivors.
Filet-O-Exit
$5.55Fresh exit liquidity served on a toasted bagholder bun.
SHAREABLE SCAM
Rug Nuggets
$4.04Six small scams. Perfect for sharing.
Happy Bag
$6.66Includes fries, drink and one surprise token unlock.
PRE-SALE ONLY
Insider Deluxe
$9.99Available before the public menu opens.
Liquidity Wrap
$3.33Your liquidity, wrapped and removed.
Soft Rug Cone
$1.99A slow, creamy decline to zero.
FAMILY SIZED DUMP
The Whale Meal
$12.99Buy everything. Dump on everyone.
Pump Fries
$2.22Up only while hot.
Exit Shake
$4.44Liquidity blended until completely gone.
I'm rugging it.
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